That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!

The adventure-games are coming!

The adventure-games are coming!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

The sixteen-bit iKuma SARI Slide-Show-Gaming Console was supposed to receive a Vocal-Synthesis-Support-Update before the end of its lifespan, but said feature was cancelled at the last minute, because... well... just listen to this!

Out with the old, In with the new!

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

If Isabelle were human:

Made with Microsoft Copilot.

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

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