So one thing I've been thinking of pretty much ever since SunBunny joined the corps is, well, who else could join the corps? Who will be the future member of Hatred Corps? Could I perhaps predict one before I get notified in my dms? Believe it or not it's an extremely difficult thing to theorize on.

Usually*, whenever a new member joins the corps, it's because they're a close friend of Andrew.

One might suggest basically scrolling through his posts and following sections to find people he seemingly interacts with the most like we're some freaks who don't know the difference between the words "countries", "continents", "condiments" and "con" (artists), but I'd argue that we ain't getting shit.

Why? Well realistically speaking, even though Andrew has some form of communication with people or support some people that doesn't mean they're the best pals of all time (well no shit sherlock), for the most part at least considering he doesn't use GJ that often, plus you'll just end up making yourself look like a stalker. You like stalking people don't you? (For the record I do NOT suggest stalking him or anyone else just for the sake of playing pretend-to-be-Chris-Tall-Balls, doing witchcraft in your mind and guessing who will become a member of a friend group of all things)

Another may suggest basically doing the exact same thing but to other corpers but they either have barely anything for you to find (because they don't use GJ often) or you'll just come across the exact same problem as before.

Another another may suggest to take a look at older posts to find mentions of people, because what makes you think Andrew will invite someone to the corps when they only know them for like 2 seconds? One issue with that though, you'll either come across mentions of people who either left the internet, don't have contacts to the corpers, barely use GJ at all, or are just not interested in joining the corps at all.

Another another another suggests that maybe former members could join? That argument seemingly falls off the rails on its own because they're former members for a reason, plus finding who the former members are is difficult because it's not always stated who and why they're gone from the corps, either from the corpers or the former members themselves, so surely Andrew wouldn't think of inviting people he couldn't previously trust, right?

Well no not really, remember the * I put next to the word "Usually" at the top? Well I'ma bout to tell you a lil bedtime story.

You see, sometime ago, Gambit, who was one of the 5 founders of Hatred Corps, later on got kicked out due to being annoying in the corps, a few months later though he came back as a new fresh (meat) member to replace me for being annoying in the corps. With that piece of HC lore we know that there's a chance that a former member of the corps COULD join back in, however this depends on who it is and even then the odds are smaller than an atom.

Currently there are only 3 former members of HC: SwaggerGuy, NikoBoi (aka ME) and Ctoonz (technically there's 5 but we don't talk about the other 2 cuz of drama). SwaggerGuy would be a good choice imo but last time I checked he was apparently too uncool to be in the corps (?), I on the other hand? Ok let's be honest who tf would want me there lmaoo. That brings us to Ctoonz who COULD actually have a shot at joining back into the corps the most, he has good connections with Andrew and the other corpers, he helps out the members when they need him and in general he fits perfectly in the corps. Here's one thing to point out, even if he's a perfect match, it's still unclear if he'll truly hop back into the corps, a person joining there is rare on its own and a former member joining back into corps (sometimes from extremely small odds) is even rarer than having natural purple eyes.

CONCLUSION!

Short answer: Trying to figure out who will be a future member of Hatred Corps is almost impossible. Don't waste your time idiots.

Long answer: Although there SOME candidates on who COULD be a future member of Hatred Corps, it's barely possible for us to theorize on who has the highest chances of being a future member of Hatred Corps due to certain conditions, even if we figure out who will have the highest chance it most likely wouldn't even come true at all. If anything just stick to seeing what happens to the funny members list on Andrew's bio, thanks pookies.