My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

normal day in the argonne

Making fun of the blobfish because it looks ugly after being pulled rapidly out from under tons of water pressure would be like making fun of a human for what they look like after being beaten and burned to near death.

Leave my boi alone ):

Did more builds on minecraft of @gamejolt x Minecraft #Gamejolt #Minecraft #builds #screenshot

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!

Playing around with Vibrant Visuals in Minecraft Bedrock

Have you had a chance to try the new directional lighting, volumetric fog, etc?

What do you think?

Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!

Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

Minecraft Medieval Sunthatch Shack

Accurate depiction of my first experience playing pressure