So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!

Landed on the wrong exoplanet

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

Thank you!

Making fun of the blobfish because it looks ugly after being pulled rapidly out from under tons of water pressure would be like making fun of a human for what they look like after being beaten and burned to near death.

Leave my boi alone ):

:)

normal day in the argonne

Minor "rebranding" to immortalize my affinity for something I would probably be very thoroughly bullied for liking if I were open about it in person! I love!

Commie memes that I... 'Shared' with people.

Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!