So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!

Me venting my eternal and insatiable yearning for cuddles to my friends for absolutely no reason be like

Minor "rebranding" to immortalize my affinity for something I would probably be very thoroughly bullied for liking if I were open about it in person! I love!

Thank you!

Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

:)

normal day in the argonne

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

Commie memes that I... 'Shared' with people.

Landed on the wrong exoplanet