Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!

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normal day in the argonne

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Landed on the wrong exoplanet

Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!

"The Brightest Candle Burns the Quickest"

(ik I lied I said i'd wait until I finished reading but I wanted to make fanart so bad)

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.