Can somebody please translate this into English?

Remastered Minecraft skin.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

^-^ dozers Full suit

And Head!

Install Now

I haven't posted in a while so here's me in a Crusader helmet. (those things hurt btw)

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

@Bonnieboi OwO da Square

Hi there, care to sign my petition?