"JadeJohnson Audio™" Editor's Note:

We openly admit that this may not be our most musically-SOUND arrangement in terms of music-theory, but we primarily focused upon the placements and stylisations of our notes to make up for that.

JadeJohnson:

"Candy Cane Lane", by Sia, is my third-favourite Christmas-slash-Winter--song of all time. It has this fun, magical, bouncy rhythm that PERFECTLY brings me back to my childhood! I love that track so much!

For my cover, like I did in my full-length Christmas-album from a small number of years back, I still wanted to use an existing year-round song as an instrumental template via which to drive the song's mood. So, since I knew I wanted to make a romantic-rendition of Sia's "Candy Cane Lane", what better template to use than my fully original, "My Perfect Partner"-slash-"Instant Reverie"--instrumental, eh?

Granted, I DID-have a couple of other options, but I really desired for the vibe beHIND this track's leading melody to be entirely mine, which significantly reduced said other choices down to just, THE ONE! Quite honestly-though, even if the music-theorists around the world are scoffing their voices mute at the amount of sheer dissonance in this arrangement, a wise fictional man, by the name of Mister Erwin Sikowitz, once said:

"Tori, the whole point of The Bird Scene is to teach a performer, like yourself, to believe in their own choices no matter what others say. We are artists, and a true artist doesn't need approval from others. A true artist only needs to please himself, or herself, or itself." (Daniel James Schneider, 2010.)

Rex Powers (Robbie Shapiro's Ventriloquy-Dummy), after Sikowitz points indicatively at him upon the pronunciation of "itself":

"You don't know WHAT-I-got!"

[¡lol!]

Anyway, please enjoy this song, and as we here at "JadeJohnson Industries™" do-know that The Holidays can be a rough period for many folks, even those who don't-celebrate, please do your very best to at least try to have a happy Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a happy Kwanza, a happy Winter, et-cetera, and we hope to see you all aGain in Twenty--Twenty-Six!

Happy New Year, and of course, as always, "Happy Jading!™"

YouTube Display-Name "Sia" [Official Artist Channel] - “Sia - Candy Cane Lane”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElmsIGT85tI&list=RDElmsIGT85tI&start_radio=0

YouTube Display-Name "Raxlen Slice Modern" - “Sia - Candy Cane Lane (8 Bit Raxlen Slice Chiptune Remix)”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__aMy283lPs&list=RD__aMy283lPs&start_radio=0

Postscript:

JadeJohnson: I just love how the eight-bit remix totally preserves, and in my-opinion, even amplifies the intensity of, that magically bouncily nostalgic bass-line! That, and because I simply enjoy it so much, is why I decided to include it here as well!