The sixteen-bit iKuma SARI Slide-Show-Gaming Console was supposed to receive a Vocal-Synthesis-Support-Update before the end of its lifespan, but said feature was cancelled at the last minute, because... well... just listen to this!

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

@ffatalityy — This gal makes the most amazing Microsoft® Paint™ Original Character-Designs we've ever been blessed to have seen! Go check out their work!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

Look what just arrived in the mail today!

Proof that this is the real deal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UArxpvOZV5M

Out with the old, In with the new!

If Isabelle were human:

Made with Microsoft Copilot.

Maze Maker - Official JadeJohnson Games Gameplay Showcase

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

Hello, everyone! ¡Hola a todos! We have some news to tell to you, in English, and also in Spanish! Tenemos algunas noticias para decir a ustedes, en inglés, ¡y también en español!