Can somebody please translate this into English?

Install Now

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

I love all the sticker placements everyone does on the plushies❤️. How do we feel about decorating this cute little master chubby chief with stickers? 😁 #csc

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Finished a birthday present today 🙏 I can't believe how cute he turned out!. What do you think? 😁

#crochet #masterchief

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Remastered Minecraft skin.

NEW Make! Halo Crystal Data Disk (Large)

3D printed, spray and hand painted. It is internally powered and lit. The clear center is PETG sheets cut and hand etched with an engraver. It is two halves held closed by magnets.

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"