Look what just arrived in the mail today!

Proof that this is the real deal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UArxpvOZV5M

The sixteen-bit iKuma SARI Slide-Show-Gaming Console was supposed to receive a Vocal-Synthesis-Support-Update before the end of its lifespan, but said feature was cancelled at the last minute, because... well... just listen to this!

Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

How The New BradCoWaiian Dreams Will Run On A Dell Or HP Laptop From 2018 Or Earlier:

For reference, we recommend running this game on an MSI or ASUS laptop from 2022 or later, with either an NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 or an AMD Ryzen 9 9950 GPU.

⚠️RTX4090🔥

Out with the old, In with the new!

If Isabelle were human:

Made with Microsoft Copilot.

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

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