We just got the technology we needed to begin work on "‘JadeJohnson Records™’ Generation X [pronounced Ten] Instruments™", which will enable our future-game-music to sound as if played by a live orchestra, just like that by "Walt Disney Records®"!
Now we've just gotta decompress it with FormatFactory or Audacity, and then load some of these epic sounds into our sequencer!
Don't worry, we'll be nice, like we generally are, so we won't keep this awesome Public-Domain sound-bank's source a secret!
If you want it too, you can discover the massive treasure-trove of hyper-realistic instrument-samples we found, but definitely-didn't make ourselves, right here:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/p2p6whunwekb9s1/VSCO-2-CE-1.1.0.zip?dl=0
How The New BradCoWaiian Dreams Will Run On A Dell Or HP Laptop From 2018 Or Earlier:
For reference, we recommend running this game on an MSI or ASUS laptop from 2022 or later, with either an NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 or an AMD Ryzen 9 9950 GPU.
⚠️RTX4090🔥
Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!
That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!
Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.
If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!
Out with the old, In with the new!
JadeJohnson:
Ever since the announcement of The PS Vita, I've almost strictly been a Nintendo®-collector. So imagine my excitement when I discover that Sony® may have an early PSP™2 handheld in development!
Yes, that is my real PSP™ 3000′ Silver Model!
Wild Leak Appeared?!
Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D
Have you noticed that some of our games now come in proper "boxes?" Just like the ones you might see on the Nintendo® Switch™ shelves at your local game-store?
Please comment which of our games should receive the box treatment next!
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