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Wild Leak Appeared?!

The sixteen-bit iKuma SARI Slide-Show-Gaming Console was supposed to receive a Vocal-Synthesis-Support-Update before the end of its lifespan, but said feature was cancelled at the last minute, because... well... just listen to this!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

Out with the old, In with the new!

JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

Look what just arrived in the mail today!

Proof that this is the real deal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UArxpvOZV5M