Samus has been redesigned for the final time before being reimplemented into the game! It'll take a while to do that, so please bear with us. "Video games of the highest caliber take a very long time to get just right!" (Nikoras Tonaka Des [Nick Rudny])

Look, I'm playing Animal Crossing in real life! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Yes, the original "Oh, Annie!"-game, from Two-Thousand-And-Nine, was LITERALLY, THAT, BAD!

And we don't talk about "Oh, Annie! 2", the HORRIBLY HOMELY side-scroller! It's best that game remain as lost media!

But WE'LL FIX the first one, just you wait!

SUPER JadeROID For JadeEmatic - Official JadeJohnson Games Teaser Trailer:

That's right, we totally remastered our game-engine! And now it'll be much easier to develop from here-on out!

The sky will be re-added over the road aGain, too!

Aw yeeah! We squashed that bug like it was our JOB! Oh, wait, IT WAS! ¡lol! The Official JadeIrectOrPAL Update is coming VERY SOON!

Samus Aran Now Has A Proper Face! We Deeply Apologize For Her Previously Looking Like Slenderwoman, And As Soon As We Can Replace Her Creepy Old Model With This Beautiful New One, We Shall Update The Story Teaser As Well. Thank You For Understanding.

Just to demonstrate how tyranical The Evil King Patrick can be; if Ikumi loses to him, watch how brutally he takes her out! Notice the mud splitting nigh equally and almost entirely in just two unique directions, implying he splatters HER, not just IT!

We've also built this creepy humanoid robotic boss: "SAMUS.EXE"! More on her roll at a later date!

Hey! We just launched a brand-new PowerPoint film-editor out of the blue, the management of whose frames runs entirely in Show-Mode!

Please, if your interest has at all been peaked, do come check it out!

Here Are All Of The Default Augie's Metal Art Studio Text Box Colours!

But Don't Worry, The Final Game Will Also Be Fully Voice-Acted As Well!