Porker: The Quest for Tastiness

This could possibly be the greatest video game EVER*.

The object of this game is simple: become the tastiest pig possible by consuming a diet of nothing but acorns.

Mushrooms give you gas, so try not to eat any of them or it will spoil your flavor…Be the first pig on your block to attain Chairman Mao’s Red-Braised Pork Belly Level™ and beyond so that you will be prepared when America is handed over to our new Chinese overlords!

*Assuming the greatest video game ever was the result of about 3 cases of beer, 2 days of programming whilst channeling the spirit of Akuma from Super Street Fighter II Turbo.

Credits:

Programming, Graphics** and Sound Effects – JoeJim

Additional Programming, Publishing Help - V-Toad Games

Game Concept, Spiritual Adviser, Finishing Moves – Big Jim

Porker OST - Cat 'O Nein Tails

Hall of the Mountain King – Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

La Marseillaise – French National Anthem

**Pig Sprite – Ruthie Edwards, “This Little Piggy”

Special Thanks, the Blind Flute
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