Comments
Fight corn who threaten your power and kill hotdog vendors who steal your arm sausages and sell them for a profit. Take both of their money and you might just have enough to pay off your bills. But be careful, the more you use your powers the more it kills you.
Story
You play a man named John Boner, who was recently bitten by a radioactive hotdog. He now has the common powers of a hotdog. Like, shooting sausage links out of his hands and swinging from them. The problem is, that the sausages are made from his arms, so he is constantly in pain from them sucking out his arm matter. But he knows, as his Grandpa Sarge once said while wasted, "With terrible powers, comes little to no responsibility. Get high and wash the pain away, son." With this mindset, he becomes Weiner Boy and fights crime. Even though it is slowly killing him and he is balls deep in medical bills from surgeries to fix his arms, he knows it is the right thing to do. #platformer #altgame #analog #action #survival #strategy
