My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Can somebody please translate this into English?

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Depression

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

I made a Zipperbomb Lyrics Cover cuz i was bored

Remastered Minecraft skin.

Little quickie I did.

Sky:Reborn

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!