I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Can somebody please translate this into English?

An out of boredom Bf sprite sketch

Install Now

Nene

I took the day off today

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Illegal instruction (repost)

Little quickie I did.