"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Can somebody please translate this into English?

Remastered Minecraft skin.

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Install Now

Little quickie I did.

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Made this in an AI meme generator accidentally. No keywords, nothing.

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.