Can somebody please translate this into English?

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Minin' away....I don't know what to mine I'll mine this anyway in this Minecraft day...

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

@RaleDesign is a Jolter to Watch! They post great Minecraft builds and designs! Follow them before the quest ends on November 19 and you'll get Coins!

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Minecraft Pillar Designs Collection

Remastered Minecraft skin.