"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Minecraft Medieval Brickshade Farmhouse

Can somebody please translate this into English?

Happy LGBTQIA+ Pride Month!🏳️‍⚧️🌈🏳️‍🌈

(My flags are pansexual and gender fluid.)

Don't be afraid to be yourself, be proud of yourself, you are special.

Celebrate your existence. Don't be what others want you to be, be what you want to be.🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Remastered Minecraft skin.

Minecraft in new House!

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.