Can somebody please translate this into English?

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Little quickie I did.

Install Now

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

Made this in an AI meme generator accidentally. No keywords, nothing.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.