Can somebody please translate this into English?

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Little quickie I did.

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Install Now

Made this in an AI meme generator accidentally. No keywords, nothing.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

Hi there, care to sign my petition?