Can somebody please translate this into English?

Little quickie I did.

Made this in an AI meme generator accidentally. No keywords, nothing.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Remastered Minecraft skin.

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Install Now

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.