My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Can somebody please translate this into English?

Remastered Minecraft skin.

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Install Now

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Made this in an AI meme generator accidentally. No keywords, nothing.

Little quickie I did.