I hope at some point I can stream working in Godot, because I could need some active backseating. How would you make this more simple?

Edit: Last line is supposed to take from modulate.r as well

I'm sorry to say this but there was a Tyke and Sons April Fools troll game planned for 2023. It only got as far as this player graphic and then I died.

Found a scene that was probably meant as a joke at the time. Had to reassign some textures and updated the lighting to bring you this quick render:

Rando fact:

This pattern is not a texture, just a graphical glitch. Thought it fit well.

WOW THANKS HOW NICE

Only the mightiest of asses can seat itself on that seat!

Found something else that's unused!

It's always good practice to make the collision of enemy projectiles thrice as big as the graphic itself, as to not underwhelm the player and also extend the playtime.

What if when you die enough times, you get a rage quit option where the game just closes after a horrendous scream

UPDATE: THEY LET ME PET SIMBA