Me venting my eternal and insatiable yearning for cuddles to my friends for absolutely no reason be like

Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!

Landed on the wrong exoplanet

I don’t know what to put here but Funne

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!

Noooooo

Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!

Making fun of the blobfish because it looks ugly after being pulled rapidly out from under tons of water pressure would be like making fun of a human for what they look like after being beaten and burned to near death.

Leave my boi alone ):

Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)