It Is Now Possible To Entirely Retexture And Replace 3D Models In Your PowerPoint Game Engines!

When Office 2021 first released, model-positions were calibrated from the upper left. Now, it occurs from the center, just like with 2D sprites!

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

Out with the old, In with the new!

JadeJohnson:

Ever since the announcement of The PS Vita, I've almost strictly been a Nintendo®-collector. So imagine my excitement when I discover that Sony® may have an early PSP™2 handheld in development!

Yes, that is my real PSP™ 3000′ Silver Model!

Are you ready for more awesome news?!

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!