For years, people have personally asked me to make a girl fighting game and bring it to Game Jolt. Until I joined earlier this week, I had no idea what this epic community was, or that it even existed, besides people mentioning it to me.

But now, because of a very confusing set of unforseen circumstances, the very same site that features “Five Nights At…” we all know whose, also hosts its very first girl fighting game for PowerPoint!

Plus, “Sam Versus Cat™ 4.0 isn’t your average everyday girl fighting game; we’re talking ARIANA GRANDE and JENNETTE MCCURDY!

The controls couldn’t be any more simple! You hardly have to click at all.

To have Ariana attack Jennette, move your cursor to the left edge of the display. The top half controls her kick based attacks; and the bottom half controls punches and pins. To have Sam attack Cat, move your way on over to the right side of the display, with similar attack controls on that side too.

If you want to really spice things up, you can have one girl knock the other out instead of pinning her, if you have the former do an attack, hold the mouse point on her side of the screen, and give it a click when her opponent recovers. To simulate self fatigue, make one fighter attack the other, and while the former is in the process of striking the latter, swing your cursor over to the former’s opponent’s side of the screen, and click once the latter has recovered.

This game is so good, it even works with Gyroscopic controllers, like the iPhone or iPod with the “Ultimate Mouse Lite” app!

Don’t miss out on this epic title. If you do miss out, you never know when you’ll be out of the loop and feel ignorant. Don’t let that happen to you. Please, do enjoy “Sam Versus Cat™ 4.0”!