Have you noticed that some of our games now come in proper "boxes?" Just like the ones you might see on the Nintendo® Switch™ shelves at your local game-store?

Please comment which of our games should receive the box treatment next!

Here Are All Of The Default Augie's Metal Art Studio Text Box Colours!

But Don't Worry, The Final Game Will Also Be Fully Voice-Acted As Well!

Thanks to all you Jaders™'s support, we here at "JadeJohnson Industries™", are officially, Google-famous! It only took eighteen years, but folks, we're still, JUST? GETTING, STARTED!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!

Out with the old, In with the new!

Are you ready for more awesome news?!

Proof that you can string levels together simply by pasting each after the rest in your game-file: pretty neat, right?

Oh, and we apologise for not-yet customising the entrance-lighting for Peacock Girl and the other opponents after Elsa.

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!