Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Can somebody please translate this into English?

Made this in an AI meme generator accidentally. No keywords, nothing.

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

Remastered Minecraft skin.

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Little quickie I did.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!