I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Can somebody please translate this into English?

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Remastered Minecraft skin.

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

Made this in an AI meme generator accidentally. No keywords, nothing.

Little quickie I did.

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.