"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

Can somebody please translate this into English?

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Remastered Minecraft skin.

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Made this in an AI meme generator accidentally. No keywords, nothing.

Little quickie I did.

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.