"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

Can somebody please translate this into English?

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Remastered Minecraft skin.

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Made this in an AI meme generator accidentally. No keywords, nothing.

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Little quickie I did.

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.