Hi there, care to sign my petition?

Can somebody please translate this into English?

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Remastered Minecraft skin.

Made this in an AI meme generator accidentally. No keywords, nothing.

Little quickie I did.