Hi there, care to sign my petition?

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Little quickie I did.

Install Now

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

Remastered Minecraft skin.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Can somebody please translate this into English?