New pfp--Deux jours

Accurate depiction of my first experience playing pressure

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

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Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!

I don’t know what to put here but Funne

normal day in the argonne

Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

I AM NOT A MORON

Hallo, folksies! Here's a lovely word of the year uttered wholeheartedly by yours truly!