Release Candidate 1 of the new update has been publicly released. Merry late Christmas, I decided to release what I have at the moment for people to play, and there's a questionnaire link below to suggest changes.

I've released a demo showcasing a bunch of proposed changes for the updated version of the game; namely a complete overhaul of the heating mechanic. There's also a Google Form for after you play the demo build, to give feedback.

Hollup, perhaps cookin'. Wait and see. Something might happen...

Cik Bukkit Kross 2017 Horde 3 moment REEL FOUN PIKCTURE HOLE CRAEP!! KROES SEGPONY REEL!!!!

Lefunni Chompling Memes (I made these in 30 minutes, from random effects in Paint Net)

Luce-Man is the best video game ever made and no one can argue otherwise! The writing is top tier, and I was crying when he said it was "Hordin' time" and Hord'ed Bob Wazowski ded. Truly a work of art.

Here's another one of the tip pages, to show that I'm not ded lmao:

The teeth used by a poopy-eating bucket helmet... Terrifying. So this is what an HDR Kick Bucket Cross' teeth would look like...

Average The Horde: Revitalized player...

Some preview screenshots of how the hints system will LIKELY look in game. There's also a setting to disable the hints entirely, but they'll be enabled on a fresh save. (Or if the save-data Difficulty parameter is 0, which is the same as a fresh save.)