That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

Are you ready for more awesome news?!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

Nintendo Are Finally Listening To The

L-G-B-T-Q-I-A-Plus

Community! Sure, "Non-Binary", is as basic as possible, but it, IS, the thought that counts!

L-G-B-T-Q-I-A-Plus was only put on its own line for accessibility purposes, also why we spelled Plus.

Out with the old, In with the new!

Just to demonstrate how tyranical The Evil King Patrick can be; if Ikumi loses to him, watch how brutally he takes her out! Notice the mud splitting nigh equally and almost entirely in just two unique directions, implying he splatters HER, not just IT!

Yes, the original "Oh, Annie!"-game, from Two-Thousand-And-Nine, was LITERALLY, THAT, BAD!

And we don't talk about "Oh, Annie! 2", the HORRIBLY HOMELY side-scroller! It's best that game remain as lost media!

But WE'LL FIX the first one, just you wait!

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

Wait, WHAT!? How does PowerPoint 2021 KNOW-that?!