Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

We've almost got the 25FPS, PAL-Region accurate version running, however, we did run into a small snag regarding the appearance of Frame0 (Pentavigesimal) that we need to fix before it can finally be released. Here's proof, though!

A new, in-development mode, which will be baked into the open world of B-A-S, titled "Bebe's Fashion Show™", will eventually be spun-off into its own title in The "Bebe's Art Studio™"-Series Of Games!

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Aw yeeah! We squashed that bug like it was our JOB! Oh, wait, IT WAS! ¡lol! The Official JadeIrectOrPAL Update is coming VERY SOON!

We shall be hosting the first-ever "JaderHonours"-presentation on December Thirty-First Of Twenty--Twenty-Four! We hope you will watch the video to discover what the show shall be all about!

Wait, WHAT!? How does PowerPoint 2021 KNOW-that?!

Just to demonstrate how tyranical The Evil King Patrick can be; if Ikumi loses to him, watch how brutally he takes her out! Notice the mud splitting nigh equally and almost entirely in just two unique directions, implying he splatters HER, not just IT!

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

Nintendo Are Finally Listening To The

L-G-B-T-Q-I-A-Plus

Community! Sure, "Non-Binary", is as basic as possible, but it, IS, the thought that counts!

L-G-B-T-Q-I-A-Plus was only put on its own line for accessibility purposes, also why we spelled Plus.

JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!