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Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

The sixteen-bit iKuma SARI Slide-Show-Gaming Console was supposed to receive a Vocal-Synthesis-Support-Update before the end of its lifespan, but said feature was cancelled at the last minute, because... well... just listen to this!

We shall be hosting the first-ever "JaderHonours"-presentation on December Thirty-First Of Twenty--Twenty-Four! We hope you will watch the video to discover what the show shall be all about!

The adventure-games are coming!

The adventure-games are coming!

JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!

Look what just arrived in the mail today!

Proof that this is the real deal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UArxpvOZV5M

If Isabelle were human:

Made with Microsoft Copilot.

It Is Now Possible To Entirely Retexture And Replace 3D Models In Your PowerPoint Game Engines!

When Office 2021 first released, model-positions were calibrated from the upper left. Now, it occurs from the center, just like with 2D sprites!

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!