Me venting my eternal and insatiable yearning for cuddles to my friends for absolutely no reason be like

Fünfhundert?! My dearest patrons must be rewarded for this milestone!

I've been thinking of commencing some kind of original project for an achievement such as this one, but my resources are quite limited. What to do?

The first actually original thing I've posted in a while.

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Commie memes that I... 'Shared' with people.

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Minor "rebranding" to immortalize my affinity for something I would probably be very thoroughly bullied for liking if I were open about it in person! I love!

A Series of Cursed Images (7): La Grande Resurrection

Ice

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.