My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

normal day in the argonne

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!

Commie memes that I... 'Shared' with people.

Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!

The first actually original thing I've posted in a while.

New pfp--Deux jours

Me venting my eternal and insatiable yearning for cuddles to my friends for absolutely no reason be like

Repent

Minor "rebranding" to immortalize my affinity for something I would probably be very thoroughly bullied for liking if I were open about it in person! I love!