Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!

Accurate depiction of my first experience playing pressure

Commie memes that I... 'Shared' with people.

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

The first actually original thing I've posted in a while.

Landed on the wrong exoplanet

normal day in the argonne

Repent

New pfp--Deux jours