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The JadeJohnson Games JadeElight™ Thirteenth-Generation PowerPoint-Gaming Console For X64 Windows PowerPoint 2010 And Newer
6 years ago

STREAMING IS BACK! AND THIS TIME, FOR GOOD!


That’s right everybody, “JadeShop™” game streaming is here to stay this time!

It turns out that Google ACTUALLY WAS the source of all our woes!

SO NEVER DOWNLOAD GOOGLE CHROME!

If you have, all you’ll need to do is switch to firefox or Internet Explorer, BUT NOT EDGE, uninstall Chrome, and reinstall PowerPoint using its factory repair setting from Control Panel.

But we can’t believe this guys, Microsoft never banned our near monopolistic awesomeness at all! And because of that, oh dear Microsoft®, we’re sorry for blaming you and hope you forgive us; it was all a misunderstanding. But now we know that Google Chrome is TRULY a virus that breaks Game Streaming in PowerPoint, so NEVER USE CHROME IF YOU WANT TO STREAM POWERPOINT VIDEO GAMES!

Anyway, it’s great to have our streaming service back up and running, complete with a few more titles, as well as some category assignment optimizations as well! Life for us just wasn’t the same without being able to offer game streaming to all of you Jaders, so thank you so much for not giving up on us, and as always, “Happy Jading!™”

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