JadeJohnson:

Ever since the announcement of The PS Vita, I've almost strictly been a Nintendo®-collector. So imagine my excitement when I discover that Sony® may have an early PSP™2 handheld in development!

Yes, that is my real PSP™ 3000′ Silver Model!

Red JadeJohnson (An Alternative Character Model)

Look what just arrived in the mail today!

Proof that this is the real deal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UArxpvOZV5M

Have you noticed that some of our games now come in proper "boxes?" Just like the ones you might see on the Nintendo® Switch™ shelves at your local game-store?

Please comment which of our games should receive the box treatment next!

Due to recent events, today's showcase has been postponed to 2025.6.14. We deeply apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

Let's compare all the first game's entrances to CM Punk's from "Wrestle Camp 2". Warning: They're all in Nintendo®-Switch™-Capture-quality, due to GameJolt's video-file-size-limit.

Blue JadeJohnson (An Alternative Character Model)

Green Ariana Grande7 (An Alternate Character Model For Use In Her Match aGainst Victoria Justice)

Orange JadeJohnson (An Alternative Character Model)