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JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!

@ffatalityy — This gal makes the most amazing Microsoft® Paint™ Original Character-Designs we've ever been blessed to have seen! Go check out their work!

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

How The New BradCoWaiian Dreams Will Run On A Dell Or HP Laptop From 2018 Or Earlier:

For reference, we recommend running this game on an MSI or ASUS laptop from 2022 or later, with either an NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 or an AMD Ryzen 9 9950 GPU.

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Wild Leak Appeared?!

Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

We shall be hosting the first-ever "JaderHonours"-presentation on December Thirty-First Of Twenty--Twenty-Four! We hope you will watch the video to discover what the show shall be all about!