The first expansion to "Jade's Calistogan Mud Spa™", featuring twelve more characters, is now live! Use the in game updater to either stream or download the next wave of mud gunged patrons! Comment who you'd love to cleanse next!
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Wild Leak Appeared?!
Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!
How The New BradCoWaiian Dreams Will Run On A Dell Or HP Laptop From 2018 Or Earlier:
For reference, we recommend running this game on an MSI or ASUS laptop from 2022 or later, with either an NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 or an AMD Ryzen 9 9950 GPU.
⚠️RTX4090🔥
Look what just arrived in the mail today!
Proof that this is the real deal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UArxpvOZV5M
Maze Maker - Official JadeJohnson Games Gameplay Showcase
Have you noticed that some of our games now come in proper "boxes?" Just like the ones you might see on the Nintendo® Switch™ shelves at your local game-store?
Please comment which of our games should receive the box treatment next!
If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!
If Isabelle were human:
Made with Microsoft Copilot.
Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!
That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!
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