The first expansion to "Jade's Calistogan Mud Spa™", featuring twelve more characters, is now live! Use the in game updater to either stream or download the next wave of mud gunged patrons! Comment who you'd love to cleanse next!
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The sixteen-bit iKuma SARI Slide-Show-Gaming Console was supposed to receive a Vocal-Synthesis-Support-Update before the end of its lifespan, but said feature was cancelled at the last minute, because... well... just listen to this!
If Isabelle were human:
Made with Microsoft Copilot.
Look what just arrived in the mail today!
Proof that this is the real deal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UArxpvOZV5M
That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!
@ffatalityy 
— This gal makes the most amazing Microsoft® Paint™ Original Character-Designs we've ever been blessed to have seen! Go check out their work!
Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!
How The New BradCoWaiian Dreams Will Run On A Dell Or HP Laptop From 2018 Or Earlier:
For reference, we recommend running this game on an MSI or ASUS laptop from 2022 or later, with either an NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 or an AMD Ryzen 9 9950 GPU.
⚠️RTX4090🔥
Maze Maker - Official JadeJohnson Games Gameplay Showcase
Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!
Wild Leak Appeared?!
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