Can somebody please translate this into English?

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

Install Now

I love all the sticker placements everyone does on the plushies❤️. How do we feel about decorating this cute little master chubby chief with stickers? 😁 #csc

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

Finished a birthday present today 🙏 I can't believe how cute he turned out!. What do you think? 😁

#crochet #masterchief

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

NEW Make! Halo Crystal Data Disk (Large)

3D printed, spray and hand painted. It is internally powered and lit. The clear center is PETG sheets cut and hand etched with an engraver. It is two halves held closed by magnets.

Remastered Minecraft skin.