Can somebody please translate this into English?

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!

Little quickie I did.

Remastered Minecraft skin.

Install Now

Made this in an AI meme generator accidentally. No keywords, nothing.

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"