Can somebody please translate this into English?

Remastered Minecraft skin.

Made this in an AI meme generator accidentally. No keywords, nothing.

Little quickie I did.

Install Now

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

Reject UwUdozer, return to Dogezer.

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!