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SUPER JadeROID™: A Windows PowerPoint 3D Run'n'Gun Inspired By "SUPER METROID™" By Nintendo® (For PPT 2019+)
6 years ago

We're really proud of the SNES converted "Heart Pouring" theme we just added! It'll play whenever a Ridley refugee is pouring out her or his heart, after which it'll be up to you, as Samus, to help them get to a better place in life.


Just so the credit is still in tact, this was originally a song by the Mexican band "Camila", with the title of "Mientes", or "You Lie" (as in "You Don't Tell The Truth") in Spanish.



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