If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

The adventure-games are coming!

The adventure-games are coming!

Here it is, the Xbox Trailer no one expected.

JadeJohnson:

Ever since the announcement of The PS Vita, I've almost strictly been a Nintendo®-collector. So imagine my excitement when I discover that Sony® may have an early PSP™2 handheld in development!

Yes, that is my real PSP™ 3000′ Silver Model!

Out with the old, In with the new!

JadeJohnson Fails To Find All Five Mirages In His Own Desert Level!

How The New BradCoWaiian Dreams Will Run On A Dell Or HP Laptop From 2018 Or Earlier:

For reference, we recommend running this game on an MSI or ASUS laptop from 2022 or later, with either an NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 or an AMD Ryzen 9 9950 GPU.

⚠️RTX4090🔥

Hoping ya'll are ready to funk right now! If you want the testers key, DM me. :D

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