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The JadeJohnson Games JadeElight™ Thirteenth-Generation PowerPoint-Gaming Console For X64 Windows PowerPoint 2010 And Newer
8 years ago

What's New In "The JadeShop™"?


Microsoft finally discovered just how utterly successful and near monopolistic “The JadeShop™” has become, and they disabled PowerPoint’s streaming capabilities for all users! Don’t worry though, as long as you have the latest JadeShop™ updates, the service still works! It just works a little differently now. However, as a result, we were finally able to PERFECTLY OPTIMIZE our service for four out of the major six operating systems: neither Linux or Chrome OS, but WINDOWS, iOS, MacOS, and Android! At some planned point, major browsers are next!

So, we may no longer be able to stream games in PowerPoint, but nobody ever said that we couldn’t still offer them for download! That being said, “CACHE” Mode still works as usual, albeit in a slightly more optimized layout. All the “CACHE ONLY TITLES” games have been moved to their respective categories under either “PEACEABLE WINS” or “HARDCORE GAMES”. Everything else in “CACHE” Mode has been perfectly left alone.

Please enjoy, and “HAPPY JADING!™”

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