Hush Little Raw Egg, Don’t You Fry; I’m A Go And Get You A New WiFi!

That’s right, “The JadeShop™” now has a Quiet Theme! It works via a highly creative “JadeJohnson Records™” technology called, “Formant Modulation”, which removes seventy two percent of the pitches of the audio, resulting in a whisper like tone that is applied to the entire main storefront application when this mode is activated!

At any time, you can switch to “ME” Mode and restore the missing seventy two percent of the in app sound, thus yielding rich bass and vibrant treble once aGain!

We see our quiet mode being heavily useful in situations during which there may be people nearby whom are, or could be, easily disturbed or distracted by loud, sharp, deep, or high noises; such as people sleeping across a house, or folks studying in a library.

Please let us know if there are any bugs in our “Quiet Mode” that result in normally volumed audio samples, and we shall resolve the issue as soon as we can. This technology is still a little experimental, and implementing it into your daily patronage, let alone into our beloved platform as a whole, is very experimental and should only be “used with a grain of salt” until we are certain that future builds of “The JadeShop™” do not start becoming corrupted as more titles and features are added. Thank you for understanding.

Please enjoy, and as always, “Happy Jading!™”