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The JadeJohnson Games JadeElight™ Thirteenth-Generation PowerPoint-Gaming Console For X64 Windows PowerPoint 2010 And Newer
8 years ago

What's New In The JadeShop?


A new service called “Little Jaders™” is now available for youngsters!

This is a slimmed down edition of “The JadeShop™” that is curated to an even more resolute degree, to ensure that it is safe for the majority of kids ages three to twelve! Children using “Little Jaders™” do not have access to the “EXTRAS” and “CACHE” modes found in the normal JadeShop™, and the vernacular used in the interface has been incredibly simplified.

Also, all content featured on Little Jaders is strictly first party, and only titles that have been officially rated via the JGRS with no orange or red content descriptors (levels four and five on the five point severity scale) are permitted to appear on this service; so you can fully trust that your children will be safe whilst experiencing our platform.

You can find “Little Jaders™” either on the first nonpreliminary page of “MAIN” Mode, or on the second to last page of “CACHE” Mode, from within the main JadeShop service.

Please enjoy, and as always, “HAPPY JADING!™”

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