All Posts in Inky Abyss AU (ye, title change AGAIN)

"Actually I'm a boy. Please." - Joey Drew

like literally i start to draw Joey as a girl and i cant help it

i think theres something wrong with me

"Did you know chainsaws were originally made for childbirth and not for wood? I'll just get my chainsaw in the car so I can help." - Sammy when Allison was in labour

"LAWRENCE DON'T YOU DARE-" -Thomas trying to stop him

just made Susie and Sammy a couple

they started dating when they were both 17

the confession scene was inspired by Jim's confession to Pam in The Office

i used the new markers my mom got me to draw it

i gotta say they stand out

i need the whole collection

"Why does your mask smell? IS THAT REAL BLOOD?"

"Well yeah. Norman and I ran over a dog, so I was like: 'Hey this is a nice touch to my costume'"

[Susie does the unsettled Tom face]

"So anyways, Campbell, you needed to dress as a zombie slut?"

"Well yeah"

"This is an egg [points to stomach]. This is semen, or cum how you say it [points to his dong]. If you don't wear a condom or me not taking my birth control pills, we will end up with a fucking child."

thought of this during bedtime and i

✨ c r i e d ✨

"KIDS GET IN THE SAFEHOUSE" - Allison Pendle

found out Dot is 18

which makes her canonically older than Buddy

but hey

SHES STILL YOUNGER THAN BUDDY IN MY EYES

also i decided to give her a husband anyways, shes 16, and 16 y/o can marry with parental consent in the US

"Do you ever feel like you wanna murder your sibling?"

"There goes Amy possessing everyone and making them sing" - Henry Stein