All Posts in Inky Abyss AU (ye, title change AGAIN)
Beware the Ink Demon who lurks in the Inky Abyss
Joey: *is a cambion*
also Joey: *is agnostic*
me: *visible confusion and trying to fix that by doing research*
if you dont know, a cambion is the offspring of a human and a(n) succubus/incubus
Henry: So why should we hire you?
Sammy: Because your hiring a music director
Joey and Henry: ...
Joey: I love this guy! Let's keep 'em!
"Susie why are you only wearing a sweater and your panties?"
"I dunno, arouse your brother?"
"Why are you such a whore"
"Why is your brother so sex deprived?"
"..."
"Fuck it, you win Susie
"Tom, guess what I kissed a girl!"
"Who's the girl?"
"Your daughter!"
*welp there goes Tom brutally hitting Wally with a wrench*
so basically before Joey and Henry were engaged, Joey didn't come out to the studio, but some of them were suspicious of him
"Guys please don't poke through my sexuality and love life" - Joey
"And we poked through his sexuality and love life" - Sammy
Kyle: What are you doing in my house?!?! [starts crying] WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Joey: I want waffle fries
"BITCH GIVE ME THE FUCKING MONEY NATHAN"
"TESSA HELP I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE"
"JOEY LET MY HUSBAND GO-"
"NO NOT UNTIL HE GIVES ME WHAT HE OWES ME"
"Fine"
[Tessa pulls out spray bottle of Holy Water and sprays Joey]
[Joey hisses like a cat]
"Bad Joey"
">:c"
"Oh great Sammy's smooth voice is back. And Jack's getting a boner again." - Norman
basically headcanon when Sammy is drunk, or in his ink form his voice is smoother than butter or my animations
Jack suddenly turns gay
or when he's sleep deprived:
first actual art with my wacom
fun but also hurts my arm
so anyways
