Milk Quest

"Hopefalls isn't a town made for Milk Quest—Milk Quest is a game made for Hopefalls." -some idiot named jacklo... wait that's me.

WHAT: a comedy exploratory RPG pixel game. milk quest is about Bob, a idiotic, gentlemanly, and Chaotic Cube. you're on a mission to go buy milk... except also not. feel free to do literally anything else. Void Man, God of Hopefalls, was bored and decided to narrate for you. buying the milk is not a big adventure. the game is just about exploring every depth of Hopefalls and having fun/laughing (and some occasional darker/horror moments). every ending starts a new run.

CUSTOMIZATION: at the start of every run, you choose 4 stats. bob's name, bob's age, bob's favorite food, these three you can type anything. then there's bob's favorite color, which also changed bob's skin color. there are 64 options. some interactions change based on bob's age, and some locations won't let you enter based on age. (EX, 21 or below bob cannot enter bars, while 19 or older bob cannot enter the school.) don't worry you can change all customization on the next run. be a 27 year old cube named Scringle who likes to eat chairs. it's up to you. (your name/favorite food will rarely affect anything.)

LOCATION: welcome to hopefalls, a town of absurdity and normality as one. due to it's infinite size, it has been split into different districts. each district houses it's own secrets and what not. in hopefalls, everything is normal no matter how absurd. unless i decide a character thinks it's weird says it's weird. then it's weird(to at least them and/or me). you can find wildly ranging things, from killer klowns, to transatlantic cat girls, to cockroaches speaking in Zulu. and so so much more. however due to this being a game, you cannot visit inifnite districts, only like 10+ Districts.

you can just say Hope Falls is "Straight-faced absurdity + logical absurdity: the town."

"So basically I took spaghetti and threw it at the wall to see if it’ll stick… turns out, it’ll always stick if your wall is made of glue…" -Jacklo... wait, that's still me.

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-100+ endings

-1+ NPCs

-199+ more unique NPCs

-puns, anti-humor, absurdist, dark, satire, slapstick, straight faced absurdism, casual, and more types of comedy present

-a 1 item at a time inventory system

-some puzzles

-a virtual pet for absolutely no reason, you don't even have to keep it alive.

-mostly good music made by Jacklo

-some bosses ranging from the rat king a mutant rat, to the glucists a cult of glue worshipers, to- (what do you mean a water cooler?)

-every boss battle is a different gameplay style

-attractive men and women, wait what?

-runs take around 2-30 minutes

-Probably Fun

-and much more

so, consider joining your cube through Hopefalls, for some fun and laughter. you'll be walking around, talking to people, giving items, doing a quest or 2, get an ending, new run time. What you did in the last run never affect the next run. anyway, just have fun partner. then feel free to quit at anytime.

tiny side note. i'd prefer that if you're 13 or younger, that you do not play this game, please. and if you're a grown adult here to make slop into the content farm machines, also please leave. everyone else, you're welcome. and if you're a normal adult recording the game, please leave a link to the game in your video's description.

#rpg #indiegame #comedy #cube #adventure #pixel #indie #multipleendings #humor #openworld #absurd #other #puzzle #retro #roguelike

main sources of inspiration(in no particular order) include: ENA, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Newgrounds, The Amazing world of Gumball, One Piece, Sr Pelo, The Stanley Parable, smiling friends, and Toby Fox(main inspo).