Freeeeee birrrrrrd yeaahh (insert guitar riff here)

New pfp--Deux jours

My fatass saw a small assortment of chocolates on the counter of my humble abode, immediately scarfed down one without a semblance of a second thought, and read the microscopic label stating it was alcoholic. Whoopsies.

I don’t know what to put here but Funne

Now that the Earth is about to finalize a complete revolution around our solar celestial body, we may fire hazardous explosives into the atmosphere, consume intoxicating substances, and engage in other lackadaisical festivities !!

Accurate depiction of my first experience playing pressure

Lovely day for it, peeps--I'm sure it's already been evident up to this point, but I'm no longer going to be an avid user of this platform. The account will not be deleted, but it will be decommissioned. Refer to article for more information.

Ishowspeed

So... Black Ops II no longer takes place in the future..

Have a joyous second cold war, everyone!