Can somebody please translate this into English?

Hi there, care to sign my petition?

My dad sent this to me yesterday. It is now my phone wallpaper.

@MimiiPyon is a Jolter to Watch and a Sonic fan artist / part-time Vtuber! Follow MimiiPyon before the quest ends on March 18 and you'll get Coins!

Little quickie I did.

@TheGamingGoru is a Jolter to Watch and artist who loves making fun cartoon and video game art! Follow @TheGamingGoru before the quest ends on April 29 and you'll get Coins!

"Don't blame me, peg the kid with the keyboard!"

I look up LEGO Batman, and what do I see?

THIS.

MASTAHPEECE.

Happy Retro Video Game Day!

Celebrate your favorite retro game by completing our quest.

It'll be in your quest log until March 10th.

Remastered Minecraft skin.