Technically this update actually came out about half an hour ago, I just wanted to add in a little something before announcing it.

I've been trying to do this for literal years.

My hands were numb by the end (although part of that was because of some videos I was half watching at the same time)

Now I can play Nuclear Throne like a normal person! I NEVER have to do this again!

Arbor Day

I have no idea why it took me this long to do that first thing.

Here's a vaguely defined list of all the games I played in 2025.

I'd also like to mention Fool Time, the recent Jon Bois miniseries about the telegraph, as an honorary "Highlight of the Year."

It's an honorary mention since Fool Time isn't a video game.

I have spent the last few weeks wondering on and off if putting these two in a room together would be a character design faux-pas for a thing I haven't even started working on yet (and it's possible, though unlikely, I never will).

1.2 PROGRESS REPORT #2:

The new route is complete. There's still more I want to do, but I'm in the homestretch.

No concrete release date yet, but I'll probably be out sometime before May 10th.

Emphasis on probably. Releasing before then isn't guaranteed.

Cow Tools.

Relevant footage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Ab1_Mdcqc

I did it because the schnoz felt off center.

And also to fix the game breaking bug, that too.